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      How To Impress...
 
  HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN 
 
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. 
 
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN 
 
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